New bike, who dis?
Hi! I'm Kimberly, your friendly neighborhood dirtbag. I am am a freelance songwriter, card maker, cartoonist, comedian, and adventure sport bum. I just sold all of my possessions and am now riding my bicycle through Europe. Find me scrounging in a dumpster near YOU!
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STATS
Birth Name- Kimberly Paige Plummer
Current Occupation- Professional Amateur Athlete
Height- 5'6"
Weight- 145lbs
Bra Size- 34 B
Place of Origin- U.S. of A.
Birthday- 3/22/89
Eggs Successfully Crushed With Buttocks- 13
Handstands completed for longer than 5 seconds- 206
Bike Tubes Changed- 78
Cliffs Hucked- 24
Rocks Climbed- 333
Hearts Broken- 6
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Testimonials
Word on the Street
"She really will break your heart. Girl's a fucking cunt."
Ex Boyfriend
"I've never seen anyone strong as Kimberly. She can carry up to 4 full garbage bags of day old bagels. What usually takes us two trips to the dumpster is only one trip home for her."
Bagel Project Manager and Sponsor
"Yes, she has cracked an egg with her butt."
Russell Plummer: Brother and Sponsor
